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 Post subject: What is it?????
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:43 pm 

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What is it???
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
you can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened;
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
and said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
so I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
she gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
and quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
she said "I'm glad I came now
you made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
the dentist you will find
is not what you imagined
it’s just your dirty mind!!

I didnt get it right did you??

 Post subject: Re: What is it?????
PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:12 pm 
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Good one! :lol:


Bearded Dragon: Fiona
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 Post subject: Re: What is it?????
PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:02 pm 
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Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
Very good :P


Bearded Dragon:
Felix born 5/11/08
Bob born 25/12/07 Died 17/1/09 RIP
Hubby and 2 children: Ian, Sophie and Emily
Cats: Suzie and Sheba
Corn snake: Maxxie born 6/8/11


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