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 Post subject: Tiffany's Bracelet!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:25 pm 
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A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her and he's good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Blushing and uncomfortable but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"


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 Post subject: Re: Tiffany's Bracelet!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:14 pm 
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Good one! :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Tiffany's Bracelet!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:52 pm 
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Very good :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Tiffany's Bracelet!
PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:10 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Tiffany's Bracelet!
PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 3:15 pm 
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hee hee :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Tiffany's Bracelet!
PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 5:17 pm 
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All these jokes make me have a little giggle lol!!!

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