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 Post subject: Statues
PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:39 pm 
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Two nude statues in a park - one male and one female - have been facing each other for a hundred years. One day an angel comes down and with a single gesture brings them to life.

'As a reward for being so patient for so long,' the angel says, 'you've been given life for 30 minutes to do what you have most wished for.'

The man and the woman look at each other, then instantly run behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle. After 15 minutes, the two former statues return, out of breath and laughing.

'You have 15 minutes left,' the angel says. 'Would you care to do it again?'

''Shall we?' the man asks the woman. 'Ooh yes!' she says eagerly. 'But let's change positions. This time I'll hold the pigeon down and you crap on its head.'

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 Post subject: Re: Statues
PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:00 pm 
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:lol: good one :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Statues
PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:18 pm 
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:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Statues
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:50 am 
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I like that! :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Statues
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:29 pm 
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Very good :mrgreen:

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