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 Post subject: Going to hevern
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:32 pm 

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Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for
> sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by
> because Tony watched their pennies.
> Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to
> Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on yet another
> holiday and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
> They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside.
> He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine
> silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master
> bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the
> closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven.
> This will be your home now.'
> Tony asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why,
> nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'
> Tony looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf
> course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
> 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled Tony..
> 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every
> day.'
> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with
> every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks
> to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
> 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to Tony. This is Heaven, it is all
> free for you to enjoy.'
> Tony looked around and glanced nervously at Yvonne.
> 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the
> decaffeinated tea?,' he asked.
> That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as
> much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or
> sick.
> This is Heaven!'
> 'No gym to work out at?' said Tony
> 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
> 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
> 'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
> Tony glared at Yvonne and said, 'You and your f' ing Bran Flakes.
> We could have been here ten years ago!'

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 Post subject: Re: Going to hevern
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:47 pm 

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Location: essex

 Post subject: Re: Going to hevern
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:17 pm 
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Location: Southport - England
very good :)

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 Post subject: Re: Going to hevern
PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:06 pm 
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