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 Post subject: Male Chauvinist Joke
PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:23 am 
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A son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white? '
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'


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 Post subject: Re: Male Chauvinist Joke
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was good! 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Male Chauvinist Joke
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 Post subject: Re: Male Chauvinist Joke
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait till all the females read this you men would be lost without females :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Male Chauvinist Joke
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you men would be lost without females


Nothing wrong with our sense of direction! It's you guys that have to turn maps around to make sure you're going in the right direction. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Male Chauvinist Joke
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Catmishka33 wrote:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait till all the females read this you men would be lost without females :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



* Coughs VERY loudly*

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 Post subject: Re: Male Chauvinist Joke
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Rick wrote:
you men would be lost without females


Nothing wrong with our sense of direction! It's you guys that have to turn maps around to make sure you're going in the right direction. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Its called Sat Nav Rick :D

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... and without it?


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Your treading on barbed wire '' Three things real men can't say, I'm wrong, I'm lost, I can't fix it :roll: I once got chased by the police (I was doing nights on ITU and running late and speeding) chased me into the car park ; sat in my car and said Ill let you off this time as I might need you one day :lol: men are weak without a good woman behind them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Personally I'd prefer a good woman in front of me :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Rick wrote:... and without it?


Rick :lol:



I can tell exactly where iam by the position of the sun :D So i do not need maps 8)

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Rick wrote:Personally I'd prefer a good woman in front of me :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :D

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As long as there's a good man behind as well :oops: :oops: :roll:

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At this point I think we need to go to an 18+ rating :!: :wink:

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SpikeandLizzy wrote:
Rick wrote:... and without it?


Rick :lol:



I can tell exactly where iam by the position of the sun :D So i do not need maps 8)


I'm sorry but I don't believe you...you're kidnapped, blind folded and thrown in a van, all personal belongings are removed. You're driven for several hours, put on a plane for what seems like forever and suddenly ejected into an unfamiliar territory. You take off your blindfold... which side of the equator are you?

Personally however I'm not your stereotypical bloke...I'm afraid to say I have no in built satnav! I got lost in a cinema car park once. I rely on my girlfriend, I call it Alinav. She tells me where to go :)
Sorry to let the team down but I rely on the other side pretty much every day!

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