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Author:  Rick [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:25 am ]
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I rely on the other side pretty much every day!


Not the proper attitude :!:

You DO NOT rely on them, you're actually so smart that you let THEM do the thinking and you can then happily cruise along with the misbegotten idea that they're the smart ones. :lol: :lol:

Rick

Author:  SpikeandLizzy [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:16 pm ]
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MattK wrote:
SpikeandLizzy wrote:
Rick wrote:... and without it?


Rick :lol:



I can tell exactly where iam by the position of the sun :D So i do not need maps 8)


I'm sorry but I don't believe you...you're kidnapped, blind folded and thrown in a van, all personal belongings are removed. You're driven for several hours, put on a plane for what seems like forever and suddenly ejected into an unfamiliar territory. You take off your blindfold... which side of the equator are you?



From the second iam blind folded and put in the van i would use my watch (as it was hidden in my ass :D) to time and count how many km`s we have driven also being aware of what gear the van is in so i know exactly how fast we are driving, i would listen for any prominent sounds that could help me find my way later.I would continuasly keep track of the time and sounds of the plane .....

Ok ok i give up, watch Taken 2 and thats me :D

Author:  SpikeandLizzy [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:17 pm ]
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At Rick and Catmishka .......It is getting almost as awkward as watching your mum and dad kiss :D haha

Author:  Rick [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:46 am ]
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SpikeandLizzy wrote:At Rick and Catmishka .......It is getting almost as awkward as watching your mum and dad kiss :D haha

Try imagining your mum and dad conceiving you - that's awkward :shock: :oops: :lol:

Rick 8)

Author:  MattK [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:12 am ]
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My mum would never kiss your Dad...nothing personal.

I hope that watch is a) small and b) waterproof

Author:  SpikeandLizzy [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:04 pm ]
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Rick wrote:
SpikeandLizzy wrote:At Rick and Catmishka .......It is getting almost as awkward as watching your mum and dad kiss :D haha

Try imagining your mum and dad conceiving you - that's awkward :shock: :oops: :lol:

Rick 8)



They did`nt , it was a miracle conception ....think virgin mary :D

Author:  Catmishka33 [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:30 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and the way things are going men will be concieving babies (they have done artificial semination) the world has gone mad :lol: :lol:

Author:  Rick [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:49 pm ]
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They did`nt , it was a miracle conception
I don't think so!

Just reminds me of a conversation I was having with one of my grand daughters recently where I was winding her up over "swapping spit" with boys - she looked me straight in the eyes and with a completely straight face said " and you and grandma never did?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rick

Author:  SpikeandLizzy [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Male Chauvinist Joke

haha that made me laugh Rick

when i happen to pop into the bra and knicker section of the shop with either of my boys they protest rather loudly and are highly disgusted when i tell them that one day they will appreciate some nice knickers and bras :D

Author:  SpikeandLizzy [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:03 pm ]
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Catmishka33 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and the way things are going men will be concieving babies (they have done artificial semination) the world has gone mad :lol: :lol:



Men will always be needed :D

Author:  Tom C [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:15 pm ]
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I Have never seen the point of nice bra and knickers my self, it's just something that gets in my way.
I quote Robin Williams "Bend over effy I'm coming in" :lol:

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